Episode 25: “Why Is the Carpet All Wet, Todd?”

Description

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt turns a sharp line from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation into a laugh-out-loud moment you’ll reach for all season. The quote—“why is the carpet all wet, Todd?”—lands as a wink to anyone who knows the film’s chaotic holiday energy. Wear it to family movie nights, ugly-sweater-adjacent gatherings, or slow mornings with coffee and a classic comedy on repeat. The midweight cotton-poly blend feels substantial without weighing you down. Clean ribbed collar and classic crew silhouette keep the look simple, letting the humor do the talking. Subtle embroidery options and quality printing methods mean the design stays crisp wash after wash. It’s made with responsibly sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes, so the sweatshirt carries a bit of conscience with its comedy.

Product features
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable comfort
– Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
– DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery available on chest or wrists
– OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean